Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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