I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
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I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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