summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
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so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
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He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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