when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
My bed smells like the plague
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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