I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
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I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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