good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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