my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Fuck appropriateness.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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