I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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