Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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