I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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