I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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