Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
A+ Viking dick
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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