she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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