R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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