i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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