so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
false alarm, still single
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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