I accidentally had phone sex last night
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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