I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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