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I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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