I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
pop tarts are not kleenex
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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