wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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