you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
