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• (703): View more from Virginia

  And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?

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• (516): View more from New York

  well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks

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• (850): View more from Florida

  your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"

  (517): View more from Michigan

  Wear something tight

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?

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  I think that about sums it up, actually.

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• (858): View more from California

  I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for

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