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(630): View more from Illinois

i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate

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(904): View more from Florida

What are you doing tonight?

(847): View more from Illinois

Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.

(1-908): View more from New Jersey

you should have been aborted.

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(330): View more from Ohio

...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.

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(802): View more from Vermont

I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day

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(989): View more from Michigan

no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".

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(540): View more from Virginia

i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.

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(718): View more from New York

If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him

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(256): View more from Alabama

I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.

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