i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
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she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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