You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I have fence marks all over my body
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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