doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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