What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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