Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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