I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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