after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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