My friends, they love my intelligence
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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