I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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