look no pants
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Randomize