i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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