Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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