yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Houston, we have a blender
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If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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