Your dad touched me again.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Randomize
