so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
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I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Pants are for mortals
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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