Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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