So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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