This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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