Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
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i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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