Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i permit you to call me
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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