Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
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no. you can't hotbox the world.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
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The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.