talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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