turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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