So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
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And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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