if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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