let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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