have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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