tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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