I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
