And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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