uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
