If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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