Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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