whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Acid is not a monday night drug
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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