windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
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