The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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