that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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