I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
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in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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